Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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