have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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