Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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