i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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