i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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