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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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