If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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