ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
