it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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