loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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