you turned your livingroom into a bong?
honey bunches of taint.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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