It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Come share oat with me in your robe
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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