Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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