the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
whose parrot is this?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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