Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
