Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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