I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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