So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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