Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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