i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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