we're blogging at a bar
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
its not stalking. its research.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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