We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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