Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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