i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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