It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm bleeding and have questions
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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