I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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