he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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