She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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