no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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