oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
