summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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