I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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