Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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