scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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