is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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