People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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