i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I look better un-naked...
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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