It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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