I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
do herpes really smell.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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