If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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