Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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