I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
