Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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