There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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