it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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