when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
zippers are such a cool invention
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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