I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You're my little dorito
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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