i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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