It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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