He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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