I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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