he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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