i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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