im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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