Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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