This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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